Quotes

"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ¨ Benjamin Franklin

"Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman? Hell no!"
Hunter S. Thompson, on the US war against Iraq

"In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer."
Dave Barry

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
Kaiser Wilhelm

"Froth is not beer."
Dutch Proverb

"When the bee comes to your house, let her have beer; you may want to visit the bee's house some day."
Congoese Proverb

"They who drink beer will think beer."
Washington Irving (1783-1859) US short-story writer, essayist

"Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils."
Carry Nation (1846-1911) US social reformer

"Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer."
Clementine Paddleford (1900-1967) US journalist

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
Homer Simpson

"24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?"