is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
¨ Benjamin Franklin
a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman?
Hunter S. Thompson, on the US war against Iraq
Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that
wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function
will be to drink beer."
me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
is not beer."
the bee comes to your house, let her have beer; you may want
to visit the bee's house some day."
who drink beer will think beer."
Washington Irving (1783-1859) US short-story writer, essayist
are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed
Carry Nation (1846-1911) US social reformer
is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness
is another beer."
Clementine Paddleford (1900-1967) US journalist
alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?"